promotion

Work Lesson #10:

Sleeping with the boss leads to 2 things: Promotion or Demotion.

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Work Lesson #6:

Read your messages before you press send. Forwarding emails to your boss that read “this bitch is tryin’ to get buck” is not the smartest way to a promotion.

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Nude Promotion

I accidently sent my boss a nude picture from my blackberry (It was meant for my boyfriend!). He replied thank you and nominated me for a promotion.
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Be Assertive

After being blatantly overlooked for a promotion I finally gave my boss a piece of my mind. I called him incompetent and grossly unprofessional in the workplace. His response “Where was all this assertiveness 6 months ago. Now I have to fire you.”
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