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Run Fat Boy

06. Feb, 2010 0 Comments

I’m a gym teacher and ALL my students are unbelievably obese. Last week I had a fat kid’s parent call and tell me to stop torturing her 12-year old. I made him run 4 laps (1 whole mile) and he started to cry.
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20s is for settling down

27. Aug, 2009 1 Comment

I just graduated from college...young fresh and almost 22. My boss catches me on his way out... Boss man: "Hey bud, you got any young ones?" Me: "Huh" Boss man: "Kids?" Me: "No, no, no, no Sir...not me" Boss man: "Well you got a cool job now, you thinking of settling down now, man?" Me: "Wha? Not at all, I dont get paid enough to settle down" Awkward silence.
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