I Hate My 9 to 5

Last week I caught our intern watching porn and masturbating in our company conference room. To avoid his ultimate embarrassment and dismissal from our internship program we had a light-hearted “bro” talk and he promised not to do it again. I actually found the whole bit amusing. That was until I booked the conference room for a huge presentation for prospective clients. Instead of my presentation we watched 2 horrifying minutes of a mass orgy.