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FIRED: Anchor Rick Sanchez

Why in earth CNN Anchor Rick Sanchez thought was okay to talk shit about Jon Stewart and his people I have no freaking clue.

Rick is officially our FIRED person of the day.

Of course Jon made a special (hilarious) video for dedicated to him as well.

WATCH: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/fri-october-1-2010/recap---week-of-9-27-10?xrs=share_copy

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The Unemployed

I’ve been trying to get fired and live in the sweet land of unemployment for the last year. Last week I learned our operating budget was being cut in half and my dream was close to fruition. But then suddenly my boss resigned. Her resignation secured my employment.
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Be Assertive

After being blatantly overlooked for a promotion I finally gave my boss a piece of my mind. I called him incompetent and grossly unprofessional in the workplace. His response “Where was all this assertiveness 6 months ago. Now I have to fire you.”
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Isotoner Slippers

This morning I found a greeting card and a present at my desk. My boss gave me a pair of isotoner slippers and the card read “Working with you is a real joy. Merry Christmas”. He’s been threatening to fire me for the last year.
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