Drawing during staff meetings?
15. Jul, 2010 
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The only solution is Sketch Crawl DC
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Sketch Crawl D.C.
22. Jun, 2010 0 Comments
What is Sketch Crawl D.C.?
A FREE all day drawing marathon in Washington D.C.
Artists explore the city with pen, pad and their imaginations; vividly documenting the nation’s capitol. Hosted by Bored of Trade illustrator Elizabeth Graeber and the “work less, enjoy more” themed blog I Hate My 9 to 5 .
Follow theses steps for crawl success:
1.) Visit http://elizabethgraeber.com/html/scketchcrawl.html and print out a lovely illustrated map. Stick the map in your pocket – it will be your best friend.
2.) Bring drawing supplies – paper, pen, crayons, sketchbook – whatever tickles your fancy.
3.) Walk, metro, bike to the various sketch sites.
4.) Tweet about your journey @sketchcrawldc -- Hashtag: #SketchDC
5.) When you’re done scan or photograph your drawings and upload them to the Sketch Crawl DC Flicker Group: http://www.flickr.com/groups/sketchcrawldc/
Questions / Comments / Recommendations OR If you're interested in volunteering please contact: sketchcrawldc {at} gmail.com
P.S. Scribbling at staff meetings? Send your office doodles here: officedoodles@ihatemy9to5.com -- 9to5 wants you to draw the work day away!
Women in the Workplace: Is this woman “too hot” to be a banker?
05. Jun, 2010 2 Comments
My work attire consists of grey cardigans, floral blouses and the occasional knee length skirt. On casual Fridays I like to be adventurous and wear jeans paired with an original (yet conservative) Urban Outfitters t-shirt.
No one will ever claim my clothing is risqué...being “too hot” is not option at my 9 to 5. But apparently there are sexy victims in the workplace. Pencil skirts are halting productivity and male employers have no choice but to fire the trolling sexy women….YES, FIRE THEM.
Sultry banker Debbie Lorenzana is the latest victim of workplace (dress code) sexism. Citibank claims she was fired due to poor work performance, however Lorenzana says her superiors repeatedly noted they “couldn’t concentrate” in her presence. Lorenzana’s appearance was a pretty hot and tempting office distraction. The 33-year-old single mom, was ordered to stop wearing turtlenecks, pencil skirts, three-inch heels, or fitted business suits. Apparently every item in her closet caused mayhem. And understandably so…the woman is stunning!
The Village Voice describes her as “J.Lo curves meets Jessica Simpson rack meets Audrey Hepburn elegance—a head-turning beauty.” I’m sure she could wear overalls and be breathtaking.
She’s now suing her former workplace, alleging that her bosses told her that “as a result of the shape of her figure, [her] clothes were purportedly ‘too distracting’ for her male colleagues and supervisors to bear.”
I’m rooting for Lorenzana and her sexy attire. Ogling men in suits should not prevail. If she dressed appropriately and her work performance was satisfactory she should still be a banker. No turtlenecks or pencil skirts about it.
Signed,
Globot
p.s. And those who object the sex kitten photos on the Village Voice -- I understand but don't care. Look through the whole slideshow and the examples of work clothes. I'm positive she wasn't prancing around the office in lingerie. Companies shouldn't restore to firing people because of their real (or imagined) sexual allure.
Behind the Blog Panel – June 24, 2010
04. Jun, 2010 1 Comment
As people start to live more public lives on-line the question becomes “How much is too much?"
In the age of blogging, twitter and facebook how do individuals strike a work / life balance. (or does balance even exist? ) We'll also explore how creative professionals use blogs to connect with their audience.
Join us as we have a candid conversation with bloggers who write about the 80’s, bosses, ex-boyfriends and hangovers.
Please RSVP at ihm9to5 [at] gmail dot com.
Blogger Participants:
Meg and Chris: http://www.2birds1blog.com/
Ross: http://www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/
Hillary: http://www.imremembering.tumblr.com/
Leon: http://www.listentoleon.net/
Date: Thursday, June 24, 2010
Time: 7p.m. – 9p.m.
Location: Affinity Labs
920 U Street Northwest
Washington, DC 20001
Moonlighting during the Recession
19. May, 2010 0 Comments
Dear Globot,
My 9to5 has me living paycheck to paycheck. Any suggestions on how to gain some extra income?
I Need More $$$
It’s not a secret that job security is a thing of the past. You have to become resourceful in this economy. That’s means making extra moo-la. Moonlighting as a hooker may provide the supplemental income you desperately need (think Pretty Woman). If you don’t want to risk being arrested, another viable option is “figure modeling”. I recently stood for 2 hours while art students attempted to draw my areolas. The point is, you must become creative in your approach…it’s the perfect time to pursue a “side hustle” to earn extra income.
Here are a few tips on how to begin your part-time pursuits:
1.) Take a stab at something new. After working eight hours at the office, the last thing you want to do is something you hate. If you love photography try your hand at freelancing projects or perhaps you have a special flair for party planning. Actively pursue interests you haven’t done before. You may land a new career.
2.) Network, network, network. Set up a blog. Join LinkedIn groups that spark your interest. Use Twitter to get your work out there. Create a profile with freelance job boards like Guru.com or Elance.com. All awesome ways to promote yourself.
3.) Drink a lot of coffee? Becoming a barista could earn you some extra cash. Same thing goes for bartending at your favorite watering hole. It doesn’t have to be complicated. Finding work you enjoy is key to becoming a part-timer. Getting free coffee or beer are added perks.
Now, go forth and stack some extra paper.
Globot
1,001 Excuses to skip work…ok ok TOP #5
19. May, 2010 1 Comment
Lately, I’m attempting to get more creative with my “I can’t make it in today” work excuses. Here are my top #5:
1. JAIL: Nothing can beat imprisonment. Especially, when it’s related to public nudity or urinating next to a police officer. (sidebar: this may lead to losing your job which may lead to unemployment. Ca-ching!)
2. Running out of Antidepressants: Depression is a serious issue…sort of. (you’ve seen the infomercials) Running out of Prozac or Zoloft can lead to a postal moment which is perfectly acceptable for calling out…5-10 times in a row.
3. Locked in the garage: Car accidents are so passé. Locking yourself in your garage is the latest way to avoid the office. Don’t like that one, try someone stole your tires.
4. Alcoholism: Are you a drunk? Guess whhhhhatttttt !? They can’t fire you (no, no it’s true. I googled it, alcoholism is apparently a “disease”.) I’m starting to drink 4 martini’s a day. It’s part of my illness.
5. Get a Disease: Forget the common cold. Swine flu is the new sick day.
Tomorrow I plan to catch f#%king amnesia…I’m forgetful it could happen.
Signed,
Employee of the Month
“Are you the intern?”
05. May, 2010 0 Comments
Dear Globot,
I work for a small ad agency and I’m the youngest person in the office. EVERYONE finds it hilarious to point out my age at the most inappropriate times. Like when I’m giving a presentation or meeting new clients. It’s always “This is our kid genius” or “here comes the baby of the group”. Initially it was endearing but 6 months later it’s annoying. I don’t want to ruffle any feathers because it’s a small office but I’m over it. How do I politely tell them to stop it?
Being the littlest tike in the office can get old pretty quickly. I’m leaning on 30 and I still hear “Are you the intern?” comments. It’s unbelievably annoying.
I’m sure someone has called you ma’am since you've graduated college. Therefore you deserve adult-like respect. That being said, it’s time to assert yourself buttercup.
The next time someone at work makes a cute little compliment; politely say “I would prefer you call me by my name instead of kid genius. Thank you!” Say it quickly, like you mean it and move on to the next powerpoint slide.
Trust me, they’re going to have a joke or two. And they may not take you seriously right away. Despite their various reactions respond politely, wear a smile and remain firm in your approach. Your body language should stay I respect you, enjoy working at this agency but I’m your peer not your kid sister. Eventually, they’ll get it. You just continue to be professional in your behavior.
In conclusion, avoid whining; sucking your thumb or childlike fits and you’ll earn their respect.
Now get back to work...
Globot
Powerpoint Karaoke – May 13, 2010
04. May, 2010 2 Comments
Powerpoint Karaoke is going to be a slideshow RAGER -- imagine (hilarious) improvised powerpoints and lots of beer. HAPPY HOUR SPECIALS & PRIZES.
Date: Thursday, May 13th
Time: After Work -- 6:30 - 8:30 p.m.
Address: Wonderland Ballroom
1101 Kenyon Street (Columbia Heights)
I Hate My 9 to 5 Live presents The Vent Session
21. Apr, 2010 0 Comments
I Hate My 9 to 5 was LIVE on April 1, 2010. Real - life 9to5ers gathered at the Wonderland Ballroom for the 1st ever Vent Session ! Comedian Vijai Nathan was our amazing host and awesome prizes were awarded to “the best rant ever”.
Save the date for PowerPoint Karaoke on May 13th!!!!
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