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Work Lesson #11:

20. Mar, 2010 0 Comments

Always make sure your co-worker is pregnant before throwing her a surprise baby shower at the office.

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When I’m stressed out at work I whisper “it is what it is” to calm myself down. It’s like self-mediation. I guess I whisper loudly because my co-worker asked why I’m constantly muttering the word anus in my cubicle.

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Die Hard

06. Jan, 2010 0 Comments

After every strategy meeting my co-worker will slap me on the back and say “Listen, you fail I cover your ass. I fail you cover my ass! And if we both fail? Then we're both fucked!” He finds this comment hilarious. I didn’t get the reference until I was telling my dad about it. My dad recognized it immediately replying; “the moron is quoting Die Hard: With a Vengeance dear. You should start looking for a new job.”

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Darn

23. Dec, 2009 0 Comments

My co-worker has an annoying habit of using words like “fudge” or “darn” instead of good ole' fashion curse words. Recently, I’ve started to correct him in the office. Him: Fudge, the darn copier is out of ink again. Me: You mean fuck, the fucking copier is out of ink again.

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Here Kitty Kitty…

22. Dec, 2009 0 Comments

My cubicle mate is obsessed with her cats. At least once a day she calls me over to her computer to look at her “cute little kitten” pictures. I’m allergic to cat dander and she smells like day old cat litter.