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Work Lesson #64:

18. May, 2010 0 Comments

There is no reason why co-workers must repeatedly ask “How are you?” in a single day. Nothing has changed in 15 minutes. I went to the bathroom.

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“Thank God for Small Favors”

04. Dec, 2009 0 Comments

Construction is being done in my office building. One of the construction workers came into the men's bathroom, sat down in the stall RIGHT next to me (there were 4 other empty stalls,) and right before he drops what I'm sure has to be the biggest, foulest, most suffocating load in history he says, "Whew! Thank God for small favors." There was nothing small about the "favor" this man just granted me.
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Girl Fight

23. Nov, 2009 0 Comments

I walked past the women’s bathroom today and overheard 2 women arguing inside. Apparently, they were BOTH sleeping with our (married) CEO. Somehow the argument escalated and they began to physically fight in the restroom. Being a man, I was hesitant to enter and break up the fight. I decided to finally intervene when I heard glass break. I walked in to find one women screaming “you cunt” and violently shoving the other inside the toilet. By the time it was all over the whole office was gathered outside the bathroom. And I got kicked in the balls.
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Crybaby

17. Oct, 2009 0 Comments

Every time I make a mistake at my job I’m literally flogged in front of my colleagues by our CEO. Last week my boss proceeded to call me a ninny and throw pencils at me. I’m 32 year old man and I went into the bathroom to cry.
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