Archive | June, 2010

Summer Interns a.k.a Dishwashers

Yesterday I found out that I was getting paid wayyyy less than I thought I was hired for. As I'm on the phone with my mom ranting about being underpaid, my boss runs out of her office, hands me her lunch tupperware and goes, "I don't usually ask these favors but can you please wash this out for me? I'm in a rush." ... Hmmm, bad timing or someone in this office has is out for me.

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10 Ways to Survive Fun-Employment Alone – Part II

10 Ways to Survive Fun-Employment Alone – Part II

Tips for independent artist-managers and manager-artists
by sim1ontharun

6. Stay organized. I've got a Three-a-Day Theory, which encourages independent consultants to schedule no more than three major meetings (or tasks to accomplish) per day. Of course, you can try to squeeze in multiple tasks, but holding yourself to just three things a day is refreshing. You'll want to continue your successes when you see that you can do what you set out to do. I recommend The Inspired Office for mid to large businesses, but there are many other individuals and businesses that can help you stay on task.

7. Know your city and the people in it. Join groups, find mentors and peers. Get involved. Form a collective, volunteer, or mentor youth. You never know what circles overlap, especially if you live in a small city like Washington, DC. Don't underestimate the power of a diverse network of people and professions. I have had the pleasure of organizing monthly Smart Chicks Brunches with Holly Bass and Carolyn Malachi for the last year or so in DC. In this short time, we've built a network of over 70 women of all ages and professions who want to support and inspire one another and the list keeps growing. This has been an invaluable space for my growth as an artist-manager and human being.

8. Make yourself heard. Write for a blog or community newspaper, join a board of directors, or learn how to use social networking to communicate with a larger group. Above all, don't be afraid to hype YOURSELF. On the Internets, readers respect a clear voice. Also, this might seem obvious, but try to keep business cards on you at all times, even if you're just running around doing errands. Independent artist-managers have to be "on" at all times, as our social networks are constantly overlapping on and offline.

9. Get uncomfortable: set goals, set benchmarks. Harness your fears into courage. Set seemingly unattainable goals, then meet them. It helps to share your goals with others. That way, people can ask you if you ever completed your novel about tribes in Burma or finally gotten rid of all but 20 of your possessions? I am stuck on the idea of threes--it just feels right in my experience. Evaluate the three most important things to you every six months. This has proven a useful strategy to me and the six-way artist-manager collective I co-founded called clutch. But, of course you can experiment with your own benchmarks. Just make sure to have some type of benchmarks, whatever they are for you.

10. Value personal and professional time equally. Don't overbook (remember: three-a-day). Gather strength from those who know and love you. Harness that energy and think of it all as part of one process leading you to accomplishments at your own pace. Don't segregate your personal and professional Selves. In the words of Tyler Durden in the film Fight Club, "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

*Bonus Tip: Take a day off! Studies all say that time off leads to increased productivity. It's difficult to press pause when you're your own boss, but do make it a priority to give yourself some down-time. Apart from yoga classes, I had a total of three full days off my first 60 days as an independent consultant. I can now share with you, three out of 60 is not enough! If I can't enjoy my life because I'm busy trying to enjoy my life, there's something wrong with that. I might as well work for someone who will give me paid time off!

We often think of our professional and personal goals as contradictory, but it doesn't have to be that way. In fact, that's what I've loved most about my journey towards becoming an independent businesswoman: I've finally allowed myself to value my personal and professional time equally and now cherish both more than ever.

The verdict: #funemploymentFTW

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10 Ways to Survive Fun-Employment Alone – Part 1

10 Ways to Survive Fun-Employment Alone – Part 1

Tips for independent artist-managers and manager-artists
by sim1ontharun

Photo via Les

I've decided that the unofficial tagline for IHM9TO5 is: "I hate my job. I love my life." If that doesn't say it all, let's add to that, "Every day I think about quitting my job and starting my life." One of my favorite poets, Kelly Zen-Yie Tsai, once challenged her fans, "What would you do if you could take back your 40 hours a week?"

I made a list for myself, and ever since I've been an independent consultant, I keep looking back at it, asking myself, "Am I living up to my own desires for those 40 hours?" I definitely recommend doing this if you're planning on becoming your own boss.

If you're reading this article, I'm guessing you've got an entrepreneurial spirit that will no longer ignored. Don't ignore it. But, if you're ready to live the 'fun-employed life,' use these 10 tips to proceed with enthusiasm.

1. Know your capacity and clearly define roles and responsibilities with clients. When you are your own PR/Marketing Department, you've got to have the right words to describe what you do, state how much it costs, and weigh desirable work scenarios against how many clients you can reasonably serve. Don't overdo it! This will hurt your ability to take on new clients and burn you out faster than any other employer ever could.

2. Learn to say 'no,' but also state when a 'yes' is in the future. I learned this awesome and important tip from performing artist and manager extraordinaire, Holly Bass. For instance, you might tell a prospective client, "Thank you for thinking of me for this project/service. I apologize, but due to my current workload I am unable to take on your project at this time. Please keep me in mind for any projects after X date." Then, keep them on your radar (via your mailing list, social media outreach, etc.), and make sure to stay on theirs.

This is also applicable to philanthropic causes. Poets get asked to host and perform at events for little to no pay, visual artists get asked to do pro bono work for things like logos and design, and DJs get asked to play for free, just to name a few artist-manager dilemmas. Tell potential charities what your limits are (e.g., "I usually work with five charities annually, and my quota is filled for this year," or "I have limited resources and my annual philanthropy is reserved to X charity.") and train them to contact you earlier in the year. Also, be sure to explain in a polite way that you are a professional artist/manager and that this is what you do for a living.

3. Have an agenda and a purpose for all meetings. Don't just meet to meet. People value their time and will value yours more this way, too. You'll quickly learn that when you are your own boss, you will work harder than you ever worked for anyone else. To maximize your limited time and energy, try to meet less in person, but always with an explicit purpose. Having an agenda, no matter how simple and straightforward, is a huge help to keeping everyone on the same page and for following up later.

4. Follow-up. Always. Nuff said. You'd be surprised how many people don't follow-up and follow-through. If you're guilty of this, it's as though your meeting never happened. If you need help, ask for it. I have worked with two interns this year alone, and am eternally grateful for the fresh perspective and energy they bring to my emerging consulting business. Otherwise, take good notes and hold yourself accountable to following up after meetings and important agreements you want to clarify or emphasize.

5. Don't undervalue yourself and your services. Figure out what the market rate for what you do is, then begin your negotiations at a rate slightly higher than what you'd like to be paid. A wise man once told me, "If you aren't in a position to say no and walk away, then you aren't in a position to negotiate." We've all got to master the art of saying 'no,' especially we women, but be humble and say 'yes,' too. Especially in the beginning, when you're just starting to build your client roster. Know where you are in the negotiation--dominant or passive--and what you want out of it. Is it money, experience, or fun you're after?

This is part 1 of 10 Ways to Survive Fun-Employment -- Check out the site on Work Lessons Wednesdays for part 2. Written by:

sim1 writes poems. She is the founding co-director of Sulu DC, home to Asian and Pacific Islander American performing artists in Washington, DC. Her writing has appeared in Beltway Poetry Quarterly, and on multiple DMV blogs, including her current gig as a writer for The Couch Sessions. Her professional life includes performing and small projects management in the arts, spanning from nurturing independent artists to advising major arts institutions. She is a proud Burmese-American gypsy. Follow her @sim1ontharun

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Taking Anal-Retentive to the 17th Level

My family own a small jewelry business that has been around for almost 60 years. We obviously have many long-time resident customers who return for repeat work. Considering I have only worked at the store for a few years, I haven't had the pleasure of meeting many of these customers...until this past week. One woman, whom all my co-workers have had to deal with in the past, is legitimately the most obsessive compulsive control freak I have ever encountered. A simple wedding present purchase turned into a 3-week long back and forth ordeal, requiring multiple phone calls, visits, rehashing of previously given information and 17 pages worth of note-taking on her part. If I had coughed mid-sentence, she would have written that down too. The best part? She looks forward to working with me again.

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Working with a Foul Smelling Co-Worker

Working with a Foul Smelling Co-Worker

Dear Globot,

The person in the cubicle next to me goes to the gym daily at 1 p.m.; precisely an hour later he returns to his desk smelling like an onion farm. The stench makes it impossible to work.

Believe when I tell you, HE SMELLS HORRIBLE. I really don’t get it... our company gym has a shower. What should I do to eliminate the offense odor?

Silently Suffering

Aww, man that reeks! I had a co-worker with terrible halitosis; even an accidental slip of his gawd awful breathe was torture. His name was Jim and he was the uber-friendly office grandpa. He survived Vietnam. Who was I to tell him that he breathe stank. Now, you’re situation is a tad different. Anyone going to the gym in the middle of the office day should KNOW that it’s common courtesy to shower after you work out. Or at the very least spray yourself with AXE.

Telling someone bluntly that they smell is personal. It causes that person embarrassment and psychological disadvantage, and honestly it’s rude. Passing the problem to someone else is also not the way to go, because their handling of the situation could be equally heavy handed.

Now, the question is would you rather be confrontational or covert?

Here are 3 ways to deal with your smelly neighbor:

  • Option #1: Walk over to his cubicle (soap in hand) and say “I would appreciate if you took a shower after you use the gym. Often when you return there is an odor.
  • Option #2: Leave an anonymous note in his cubicle (don’t forget the soap). Placing a bar of soap on their desk may be considered insulting…but your options are limited.
  • Option #3: Consider getting senior management involved to address office etiquette. At this point it’s an health issue and fucking distraction.

Seriously, all your options suck – you either being a tattletale, insult your colleague or continue gagging from the disgusting stench. Stop suffering and simply tell him the truth.

Now get back to Work,

Globot

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Spreadsheet Torture

Today my boss called me to go over and pick apart a simple spreadsheet I had created line by line just to make me feel stupid. She asked me questions that she knew I knew the answers to. I hate her.

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Sketch Crawl D.C.

Sketch Crawl D.C.

What is Sketch Crawl D.C.?

A FREE all day drawing marathon in Washington D.C.

Artists explore the city with pen, pad and their imaginations; vividly documenting the nation’s capitolHosted by Bored of Trade illustrator Elizabeth Graeber and the work less, enjoy more” themed blog I Hate My 9 to 5 .

Follow theses steps for crawl success:

1.)  Visit http://elizabethgraeber.com/html/scketchcrawl.html and print out a lovely illustrated map. Stick the map in your pocket – it will be your best friend.

2.)   Bring drawing supplies – paper, pen, crayons, sketchbook – whatever tickles your fancy.

3.)  Walk, metro, bike to the various sketch sites.

4.) Tweet about your journey @sketchcrawldc -- Hashtag: #SketchDC

5.) When you’re done scan or photograph your drawings and upload them to the Sketch Crawl DC Flicker Grouphttp://www.flickr.com/groups/sketchcrawldc/

Questions / Comments / Recommendations OR If you're interested in volunteering please contact: sketchcrawldc {at} gmail.com

P.S. Scribbling at staff meetings? Send your office doodles here: officedoodles@ihatemy9to5.com   -- 9to5 wants you to draw the work day away!

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When Interns Party Too Hard …

Email from our unpaid intern ...

"Hey man to be honest with you I partied too much this past weekend and I got sick. I'm feeling like shit. I don't think I'll make it in tomorrow, but I should definitely be feeling better by Thursday. Hope all is well.."

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Healthy (Office) Habits

Healthy (Office) Habits

Just read a great article about how to make your job healthier and wanted to share. Here are few healthy tips:

  1. Stop eating at your desk (I’m guilty of devouring Chiptole at my desk while conducting a conference call and checking emails. At this rate my healthy days are numbered.)
  2. Add plants to your area.
  3. Improve your posture.
  4. Find a way to reduce work pressure.
  5. Reduce overtime as much as possible (shocking, I know)

Read the rest at usnews.com. Now, get back to work...

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Women in the Workplace: Is this woman “too hot” to be a banker?

Women in the Workplace: Is this woman “too hot” to be a banker?

My work attire consists of grey cardigans, floral blouses and the occasional knee length skirt. On casual Fridays I like to be adventurous and wear jeans paired with an original (yet conservative) Urban Outfitters t-shirt.

No one will ever claim my clothing is risqué...being “too hot” is not option at my 9 to 5. But apparently there are sexy victims in the workplace. Pencil skirts are halting productivity and male employers have no choice but to fire the trolling sexy women….YES, FIRE THEM.

Sultry banker Debbie Lorenzana is the latest victim of workplace (dress code) sexism. Citibank claims she was fired due to poor work performance, however Lorenzana says her superiors repeatedly noted they “couldn’t concentrate” in her presence. Lorenzana’s appearance was a pretty hot and tempting office distraction. The 33-year-old single mom, was ordered to stop wearing turtlenecks, pencil skirts, three-inch heels, or fitted business suits. Apparently every item in her closet caused mayhem. And understandably so…the woman is stunning!

The Village Voice describes her as “J.Lo curves meets Jessica Simpson rack meets Audrey Hepburn elegance—a head-turning beauty.” I’m sure she could wear overalls and be breathtaking.

She’s now suing her former workplace, alleging that her bosses told her that “as a result of the shape of her figure, [her] clothes were purportedly ‘too distracting’ for her male colleagues and supervisors to bear.”

I’m rooting for Lorenzana and her sexy attire. Ogling men in suits should not prevail.  If she dressed appropriately and her work performance was satisfactory she should still be a banker. No turtlenecks or pencil skirts about it.

Signed,

Globot

p.s. And those who object the sex kitten photos on the Village Voice -- I understand but don't care. Look through the whole slideshow and the examples of work clothes. I'm positive she wasn't prancing around the office in lingerie. Companies shouldn't restore to firing people because of their real (or imagined) sexual allure.

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Behind the Blog Panel – June 24, 2010

Behind the Blog Panel – June 24, 2010

As people start to live more public lives on-line the question becomesHow much is too much?"

In the age of blogging, twitter and facebook how do individuals strike a work / life balance. (or does balance even exist? ) We'll also explore how creative professionals use blogs to connect with their audience.

Join us as we have a candid conversation with bloggers who write about the 80’s, bosses, ex-boyfriends and hangovers.

Please RSVP at ihm9to5 [at] gmail dot com.

Blogger Participants:

Meg and Chris: http://www.2birds1blog.com/

Ross: http://www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/

Hillary: http://www.imremembering.tumblr.com/

Leon: http://www.listentoleon.net/

Date: Thursday, June 24, 2010

Time: 7p.m. – 9p.m.

Location: Affinity Labs
920 U Street Northwest
Washington, DC 20001

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Not Optional

Today, the admin at my office sent out an e-mail about Memorial Day. At the end, she signed it with "This is NOT an optional holiday. Enjoy the weekend!" I kind of like my 9to5 today?

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