Archive | August, 2009

20s is for settling down

I just graduated from college...young fresh and almost 22. My boss catches me on his way out... Boss man: "Hey bud, you got any young ones?" Me: "Huh" Boss man: "Kids?" Me: "No, no, no, no Sir...not me" Boss man: "Well you got a cool job now, you thinking of settling down now, man?" Me: "Wha? Not at all, I dont get paid enough to settle down" Awkward silence.
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My PC Boss

My Asian Boss to my African co-worker: "You don't look good in a beard, you're too dark." Do I have to cringe everytime I have lunch with my boss? Yes.
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Bosses suck

My boss asked me to do something for him that I didn't know how to do. I asked a few preliminary questions before getting the response, "I'm gonna need you to take your brain off vacation mode and help me out here." No problem, I stop asking questions and start to do the job the way I assume he wants it done. When I finally finish in double the amount of time it should have taken, had I been given guidance, I give him the results and he says, "Okay. I didn't need all of this. I only wanted this one part. If you're confused about things or unclear at all, please just ask me questions. There's no point in wasting my time here." So when I ask questions, I'm an idiot. When I don't, I'm an idiot. I hate my 9-5.
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The Cloffice

My boss and I share an office. It used to be a janitor's closet. I sit next to a sink and there's a bible in my desk drawer.
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Ext. 216

My director’s office is literally 2 feet away from me. Every 2 seconds she calls my office phone. I can hear her dial my extension before my phone rings. Most times when she calls she forgets why she called in the first place. WTF.
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